The Adventures of Ed Conn—Educational Consultant, Part 8
Episode 8: “…All about getting that, like, sort of, ‘Greek goddess glow’ that everybody wants” [1]
—based on true stories taled by Lit-V © 2025—
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Prologue
My name is Conn. Ed Conn. Educational Consultant. I have the name, badge, and adventures to prove it—and related adventures helping my wife with her family’s business.
Re-enter Helen [of Greece]
FAUSTUS: Was this the face that launch’d a thousand ships,
And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?—
Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss.—
[Kisses her.]
Her lips suck forth my soul: see where it flees!—
Come, Helen, come, give me my soul again.2
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