The Adventures of Ed Conn—Educational Consultant, Part 3

[Unmarked police car pulls onto a street of dense apartments. Parks along the curb.]

Officer Hoyt: What’s here?

Detective Sergeant Harris: Transactions…

[A new VW passes them. Hoyt glimpses three people inside. Two guys in the front, a girl in back. Hipster university students. They observe them do a drug purchase.]

...When was the last time you did a felony stop?

Officer Hoyt: A couple of weeks ago.

Detective Sergeant Harris: Good. You need practice.

Officer Hoyt: They look like college kids.

Detective Sergeant Harris: They gonna get an education today.

—from the movie “Training Day”²

My name is Conn. Ed Conn. Educational Consultant. I have the name, badge, and adventures to prove it.