Bright Red Umbrella

Black, gray, we sat in fish?
the Jell-O is green,

Potatoes!
Bright Red Umbrella?
Bright Red Umbrella.

Hippidy, hoppidy
I celebrate my dog,
Prunes!
Bright Red Umbrella
Bright Red Umbrella

Antelope, Cantaloupe
Nine Miles long, doo-dah, doo-dah
(Slight pause for refrain – sung to the tune of Camptown Races)
Antelope, Cantaloupe, Nine Miles long, doo-dah, doo-dah
Antelope, Cantaloupe, Nine Miles long, oh doo-dah day
Bright Red Umbrella?
Bright Red Umbrella.